Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week (December 26, 2018)

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    Text - Chad Read Follow @squirrel74wkgn Me: *opens gift wrapped positive pregnancy test* Wife: So...what do you think? Me: I asked for an iPhone 7:32 AM 25 Dec 2018 303 Retweets 1,146 Likes
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    Text - eric Follow @ericsshadow My wife spent six weeks researching customer reviews of vacuum cleaners and one time I bought a new car because I had the same dog as the guy on the commercial. 6:28 PM 24 Dec 2018 101 Retweets 652 Likes
    via twitter
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    Product - Elisabeth Follow @YourMomsucksTho My husband said I can't have a flamethrower for Christmas 9:19 PM 20 Dec 2018 233 Retweets 1,218 Likes
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    Text - The Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad me: you know how we said we wouldn't buy anything for each other this year? well, i kinda cheated her: *smiling* oh? me: i bought myself a playstation 11:23 AM - 24 Dec 2018 50 Retweets 389 Likes
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    Text - Boyd's BackyardTM @TheBoydP Follow Fun Fact: The one thing that married couples always agree on is that most fights are started by their spouse. 4:16 PM - 10 Dec 2018 302 Retweets 617 Likes
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    Text - Rodney Lacroix @moooooog35 Follow [Bath & Body Works] Me: I need a bottle of body lotion for my wife. S: These are Buy 3 Get 1 Free. Me: I just need this one here S: That's not Buy 3 Get 1 but it IS Buy 1 Get 2 and if you buy this one here it's Buy 2 Get 3 Free. Me [leaving with 300 bottles]: how did this happen 6:58 AM 21 Dec 2018 335 Retweets 1,695 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - John Darby Follow @mrjohndarby end of a date] her: we should have dinner again me: thanks but I'm full 4:01 PM - 21 Dec 2018 6,549 Retweets 40,434 Likes
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    Product - Ash Warner Follow @AlsBoy Wait Here While I Try These On, I Won't Be Long 2018 Oil on canvas
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  • 09
    Text - Hari Kondabolu Follow @harikondabolu My Mom was telling me facts about giraffes yesterday. I asked her why she knew so much about giraffes & she said "sometimes when your Dad talks to me, I go online & try to distract myself. One time, I thought about giraffes & decided it was a good time to read up on them." 12:43 PM - 22 Dec 2018 297 Retweets 4,171 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - Megan Amram Follow @meganamram "WELL ACTUALLY": a sequel to "LOVE ACTUALLY" about why it's problematic 6:01 PM 21 Dec 2018 8,879 Retweets 73,151 Likes
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    Text - The Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad Every year we go to my in-laws for Christmas dinner and every year someone gets drunk, causes an argument and brings the night to an early end. The things I do for my family. 6:37 PM 25 Dec 2018 17 Retweets 194 Likes
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    Text - trader joes stan @confirmedrump Follow every woman in a Christmas movie: I'm a CITY girl and I like big gold belts and button up BLOUSES. Suddenly I have to go to the COUNTRY? No no! Fall in love? Not me! I'm a REALTOR 2:03 PM 24 Dec 2018 1,907 Retweets 20,356 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - Boyd's BackyardTM @The BoydP Follow Not to brag but my wife says I always have a good excuse. 4:14 PM - 19 Dec 2018 290 Retweets 580 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - andrew Follow @AndrewChamings date: so what do you do? me: *doing a huge amount of karate* adderall 9:29 AM - 21 Dec 2018 2,670 Retweets 20,360 Likes
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    Text - The Hype @TheHyyyуре Follow me: if we're not in the matrix then how come i just saw a black cat walk by then saw the same exact black cat walk by 5 seconds later wife: that's our cat 8:37 AM 24 Dec 2018 407 Retweets 3,425 Likes
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